Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Hair matters - there should be an elective

High ponytail or low ponytail? Or are they both too girlish and distracting?
Lots of posts out there at the moment on the subject of looking your best – both for day-to-day work and for job-hunting. It would appear that sartorial matters matter when times are tough. I liked this one from corporette.com, commented on most astutely by Michael over at Work Matters:
Law schools need to teach at least one course on real life. They could fold all of this kind of thing into the course: office politics, the ethics of being an associate, ponytail or no ponytail. Stuff about survival. Maybe call it, thinking as I tap this out, "Survivor." Or law firms should offer a course to new lawyers. People are so afraid to talk about these obvious issues for fear of upsetting someone. Attorneys and would-be lawyers never get a class on what we really need to know.
High ponytail or low ponytail? This stuff matters. Ties – what about arching the necktie? Why does this stuff matter so much? Because language was a very late development in our evolution, whereas sight happened way back when. In reading around the subject of dyslexia, I came across an astounding reference - for every language processing brain cell we have in our head, there are 1.6 billion visual processing cells. Billion with a B. So yes, the visual stuff really, really matters folks.

I have long maintained that there should be a fourth R in education – Reading, Writing, 'Rithmetic and 'Reer Management. A lot of colleges offer outreach lectures in which the staff from the career centre talk about CVs, interviews and the practicalities of job-hunting. Useful and better than nothing, but not nearly enough. I think there should be a series of lectures and discussions on the practicalities of navigating the office minefield built in to your course of study:
  • Dress sense
  • Meeting ettiquette
  • Cogent writing
  • Communicating politically – when to email, when to phone, and when to do it face to face
  • Presentation skills
  • Networking
  • Dealing with bullying and harassment
  • And so on ...
I wrote about this some time back – what do you think? What would you include in such a programme for undergraduates and why?

H/T: Execupundit for the ponytail piece and Cultural Offering for the tie piece

2 comments:

Training Time said...

I think it would be smart to include a "Reer Management" type program as a requirement for undergraduates. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a new employee, straight out of college, misinterpret our business casual dress code to mean flip flops and tank tops.

Such a course would save HR's time dealing with the employee and would definitely save the employee from an embarrassing situation. I'm all for it. Now where do I tell my sister to sign up?

Cultural Offering said...

Spoke with a nice kid last night. Polite. Well spoken, BUT two lip rings which he constantly ran his tongue over. Run him through your course and I could predict success. The rings scream "look at me. Pay attention to me." I want his competence to scream that. Thanks for the link.