Monday, December 22, 2008

Christmas 1

Photo credit: Chicow

I can see how ageism might affect this candidate's chances, plus there is the unconscious facial hair discrimination problem and the widely-publicised weight discrimination issue, but you've got to admit, the Thumbnail Profile at the top of his CV makes for impressive reading:
Respected, deadline-driven professional with a global perspective, renowned for infinite generosity. Project and solutions-oriented, patient and tolerant listener, gains the trust and respect of countless stakeholders located across 24 time zones. Child-friendly and considerate, exudes energy and confidence, extends a warm welcome to persons of all faiths and nationalities. Multi-tasker, excellent time management skills, strives for operational excellence in a fast-paced environment. Brand conscious, constantly sees red and white, devises and executes creative marketing strategies to deliver dreams.
Jon Favreau himself could hardly do better. You can get the entire CV, broken down by activities across the whole 12 months, here.

1 comments:

Ray Kinsella said...

Can Santa realyl justify a 2 page C.V ? I just had a look its pretty dense stuff. I think he may need some help :-)