There is no such thing as a useless fact

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Important Life Wisdom
(with some important contributions from small children)

• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes – even when you tape three of them together.
  

• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 square foot house 4 inches deep.

• A 3 year old child's voice comfortably exceeds the volume generated by 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

• However, if you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room.

• When you hear the toilet flush accompanied by the words "Uh oh," any action you take is pointless – it's already too late.

• Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke. Lots of smoke.

• Certain Lego blocks will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.

• The words "Play-Doh" and "microwave" should never be used in the same sentence.

• No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

• Useful follow-up discovery – pool filters do not like Jell-O.

• Marbles in gas tanks make an extraordinary amount of noise when you drive.

• So far as we can tell, the spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

• We can categorically state however, that the spin cycle on the washing machine does make cats dizzy. Really dizzy.

• Now here's a truly little-known fact – cats can throw up over twice their body weight when dizzy.

• 60% of men who read this will try mixing bleach and brake fluid.